My Daaahd

Here's my dad and I around the same age, a side by side comparison:

it's hard to tell but we're the same person at this point.
it looks like he made an extra girl version of himself for to put his brain in when he gets old and sick so he can LIVE FOREVER.
thanks dad.
-Alise

Robot/Little Boys Battle

Here is the Great Garloo.

(this is Garloo and his baby Garloo aka Son of Garloo)
He is a robot swampman from space or something.
Anyway my dad was over at Frank's** house when he was a little boy, and that little maniac Frank had some robot I think it was this freak also from space named Big Loo.


So my dad totally left The Great Garloo at his house and suddenly, Frank disappears, moves away,
something,
won't return his calls.
He f***ing stole Garloo.
Well my dad bought himself a new Garloo about 5 or so years ago and pimped the shit out of it.

Crooked justice.

But. Justice.




**Names have been changed to protect the somewhat innocent.

Once outside of a bar in the east village a green beret read me a poem about Jackie O.


Sometimes it's to your advantage to have nothing to lose.

wouldn't you know it.

the next year is looming.
it will be a brutal courtship.
my knee hurts so i knew it would snow a little today.
did you miss it?
today, i think i'll take my life back.

Alise in Wonderland

Stop looking at mee

who remembers sifl and olly.
i know i sure do

http://www.najical.com/s-o/

the drizzle

small korean man
my cape blew at you, standing
at windy bus stop

stink tunnel

I'm really into subways.
I mean i hate them a lot but they are fascinating.

There's this part where you have to walk to get to the N/R from port authority. I refer to it as the stink tunnel (above). May you forever think of it this way as well.


Also, check this out that i saw once on the 33rd st B/D platform:


Another view:

hellow

hear me out.

WTF do i do

"Ladies leave your man at home.
The club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown.
And all you fellas leave your girl w/her friends
Cause it's 11:30 and the club is Jumpin jumpin."

Okay, so does this make any sense?

If the ladies leave their men at home, and go to the club, and the men leave their girl w/her friends, and go to the club, then aren't they all just back together at the club??? WTF?

"No, I'm leaving you at home."

"No you don't understand, see, I'M leaving YOU with your friends"

"Well fine but me and my friends are off to the club"

"No you can't I'm supposed to go there too"

"WTF do we do IT'S ALMOST 11:30!!"

notes on a scandal

most men live lives of quiet desperation.

my grandfather told me this once.

if you knew my grandmother you would know he was one of them...